glad to be a boy
Posted by kyden on Saturday Jul 9, 2011 Under Uncategorized
my baby bro/sis has been trying to come out for about a week now. mama says the contractions are just braxton-hicks (false labor), but dada didn’t waste any time getting everything all ready. now, the pack ‘n play is set up and the infant car seat is installed.
mama has always said that if i have a little brother, he can wear my old clothes… and if i have a little sister, she’ll just have to look cute in blue. but auntie barbara insisted that mama buy ONE girl outfit to take the baby home in, just in case it’s girl. so she did. she bought a little pink newborn outfit and a flower headband to go with it.
i’ve always liked the color pink, so i tried to put on the outfit, but it was too small. dada thought that i would want to wear the headband too, but i told him no! those are for girls! i’m not a cross-dresser, i just happen to like the color pink. besides, the headband was squeezing my brains out! why do girls torture themselves like that? mama says that it doesn’t stop there. when they get older, there’s the high-heels, the eyebrow plucking, the shaving/waxing… i don’t get it. i’m sooo glad i’m not a girl.
July 10th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Dude! What is it with dads and pink headbands! Remember this?
http://musubitai.blogspot.com/2010/05/did-daddy-want-girl.html
July 11th, 2011 at 9:22 am
Ok…If either of you guys show up with anything pink on your head for future playdates….Don’t be surprised that I pretend not to know ya…. :Op
July 11th, 2011 at 10:28 am
I can’t wait for You to meet your lil sister!!!!
July 11th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
you look cute with the pink headband Ky!
July 11th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
@logan: haha, i forgot about that! who is that kid in the photo? that doesn’t look like you AT ALL!
@matthew: don’t hate. you know you want one too
@auntie barb: i can’t wait, either. but what if i have a little brother? will you be mad?
@auntie viki: no, don’t say that! headbands are for girls
July 12th, 2011 at 9:07 am
At what point DO you recognize contractions as those needing medical attention? When the water breaks? When they’re severe? When they’re close together? I need to know!
July 12th, 2011 at 9:15 am
@auntie cindy: my people will get in touch with your people. this discussion would be TMI for a kid blog
July 12th, 2011 at 10:39 am
uh-oh…is the answer gonna scare me? Okay, I’ll wait for my people to contact me that your people contacted them.
July 13th, 2011 at 4:51 am
Kyden, is your sister here yet? tick tock….tick tock. I am waiting! I will love the baby even if its a boy, but who are we all kidding, Its a girl!
July 13th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
@auntie barb: no baby yet…
July 17th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
… and don’t forget about the chest compressing torture devices girls have to wear …