Aug 19
what’s the diagnosis?
Posted by kyden on Thursday Aug 19, 2010 Under Uncategorized
for many months, mommy thought i was like the cheerleader from heroes who didn’t feel pain. i was constantly doing things like diving off the couch and konking my head, slamming my fingers in the dresser drawer, or biting my fingers until i broke the skin. mommy let me do these things in hopes that i would learn. but i never learned — i just did ‘em again and again. so then mommy began to think that i was just dumb. that was the running theory for a long time.
but lately, there’s a new theory forming in my household…
- i love ramming my new truck into things — especially people’s shins
- when someone yelps “ow!” it makes me giggle
- when grown-ups help me stack the people from my sillytown toy, i immediately swat them down so the sillypeople come tumbling to the ground
- it sends me into hysterics when mommy bites my fingers with her teeth (although fake biting does nothing for me)
- i dismembered by stuffed duckie
so what do you think this says about me?
August 20th, 2010 at 12:27 am
that you’re gonna grow up to be a dentist.
August 20th, 2010 at 5:06 am
it says that there’s a bit of OCD in your house.
August 20th, 2010 at 10:40 am
I do the same things….I esp like it when my mommy goes “Ah Choo” that makes me crack up too. Need to get her to try the “Ow” thing. I think all those things about you prove that you are truly a boy!!!!! Just like me… :Op
August 20th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Dude! There was this chick on Grey’s Anatomy who said she had super powers! She told the doctor that she felt no pain! Maybe you’re a super hero too!
August 20th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
oh, i forgot to remind everyone that i have also dismembered by plush duckie toy. (i just added that to my list.)
it’s harder than it looks!
@auntie cindy: a dentist… that’s brilliant! and here i thought i was going to be a demolitionist. erm, a demolisher? ummm, i just wanna blow things up. but drilling people’s teeth and making their gums bleed sounds way more fun. muahahaha!
@dbsmall: does OCD stand for Overly Crazy Dog? cuz if it does, you are definitely right!
@matthew: cool! so then you must know what S&M is, cuz that’s what mommy thinks that i have.
@logan: shhh! nobody knows that i’m a super hero. and i’m still working on my flying skills. whenever i try to fly off of the couch, i end up face-planting on the ground
August 23rd, 2010 at 1:02 am
Is that toy truck almost the size of you!?
August 23rd, 2010 at 7:26 am
auntie barbara, do you like my big truck? i like putting my stuffed animals in the back and pushing them around like freight. i think the truck is an antique (that means really really old) because it belonged to my uncle ryan, and he’s really really old (going off to college soon)!