3 outta 4 ain’t bad

Posted by kyden on Sunday Jul 4, 2010 Under Uncategorized

july fourth is supposed to be the day of four F’s — fireworks, food, friends, and fun.  but sadly, mommy and daddy haven’t seen fireworks for the past couple of years.  last year, it was because they stayed  home with koda, just in case he got frightened by the loud firecrackers (like most dogs do).  he was oblivious.  this year, nobody got to watch fireworks because they didn’t come out until way past my bedtime.  i guess it could be awhile before i get to see my first fireworks show.

but fireworks or no fireworks, nothing stops daddy from firing up the grill on the 4th of july.  daddy especially likes to grill steak.  and since steaks have eyelashes (and mommy is an anti-eyelashitarian), daddy had to call in backup.

luckily, uncle henry, uncle paul, and auntie leeya were up for the job!  chloe came over too, but she didn’t really help with the steak.   she and i mostly just played together — and what a fun time we had!

the last time chloe and i hung out, it wasn’t all that fun.  back then, i was a little preoccupied and self-conscious about being a pinhead.  but tonight was different.  we played together in my playpen and i shared my toys with her.  she kept blabbing about something that i couldn’t understand (typical girl, right?), so i had to shush her a couple of times.  i challenged her to a race, and she beat me by a mile.  then we had a re-match, and she beat me again!  i think she has a couple of distinct advantages:  (1) she doesn’t get distracted multiple times on the way to the finish line (like i do), and (2) she “crawls” using one knee and one foot!  (wait a minute…  is that cheating?)

so, on our 4th of july this year, we had lots of food, friends, and fun — but no fireworks.  3 outta 4 ain’t bad, right?  maybe we’ll hit the fireworks show next year :)

8 Responses to “3 outta 4 ain’t bad”

  1. dbsmall Says:

    Mommy doesn’t eat mammals?

  2. kyden Says:

    uncle david, you’re right… you could describe mommy’s food “rules” in different ways. i thought about saying that she doesn’t eat cute huggable animals, but i think you’re on to something — i’m gonna start telling people that mommy doesn’t eat things with boobs.

  3. auntie cindy Says:

    I suppose “mommy doesn’t eat things with boobs” is better than how you described it above, altho I think you chose that description just so you can cuss and not get in trouble.

  4. dbsmall Says:

    Then I’m going to have to stop saying we’re having “chicken boobs” for dinner…

  5. kyden Says:

    boobies boobies boobies!!!

  6. Matthew Says:

    Chloe crawls like me using one knee and one foot, so I don’t think that she is cheating. My mommy thinks that I am doing that cuz my knee hurts from doing all that crawling on the hardwood floors… :O)

  7. kyden Says:

    matthew, i guess i better learn the knee/foot crawl. seems like it’s all the rage these days! lemme practice for a bit, then we’ll race. let’s get together for a playdate soon :)

  8. auntie cindy Says:

    Kyden, that’s not the cussing I was referring to. The description I was talking about was “anti-eyelashitarian.”

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