i know you’re waiting to read about my findings from the “if you’re happy and you know it” study, but my analysis is not yet complete.  don’t worry.  it’s coming soon.

in the meantime, lemme tell you about st. patrick’s day.  apparently, this is a day where you have to wear green, otherwise you get pinched.  that’s a strange tradition if you ask me.  luckily, auntie barbara (who is in town visiting me this week) brought me a special st. patrick’s day shirt.  mommy washed and dried my shirt late last night so that it would be all clean and ready for me to wear today.  so this morning, when daddy got me all dressed, you would think that he would dress me in my special shirt, right?  wrong!  he picked out a blue outfit for me. no green. blue. he wanted me to get pinched!

see, i have been pinching daddy really hard lately, and he was trying to get revenge.  (he even tweeted about it, so i have proof!)  he thinks that i have been angry with him, but that’s not the case at all.  i’ve just been practicing my pinching skills in preparation for this strange holiday.  if you wanna see what happens when i’m really angry, check out what i did to the inhabitants of exersaucerland!